Saturday, April 5, 2008

Smells Like Dinosaurs


You’ve always been one to say what’s on your mind.

You speak freely about things like ice-skating, Martha Stewart, robots, teddy bears, salad tossing, Satan. Hey, you’re in a safe, comfortable environment. Why the hell not?

Little did you know, your little love-muffin-sugar-dumpling-honey-pie-sweetie-cakes was listening to your every word, documenting your deliberate responses, noting each sarcastic nugget of brilliance…

only to later, post it on a website.

Well, folks, it’s true. There is, indeed, such a site. And I stumbled upon it. (I swear, you could google “Mother Teresa” and discover a page dedicated to Himalayan goat porn.)

While somewhat offensive, these gems are pretty funny. But I’m not sure how each comment was remembered so clearly. Was her Victoria’s Secret Biofit® Bra tapped?

Regardless, you can check it out here.

1 comment:

Bashmaster General said...

Great site! I could probably find some of my own buffoonery on there, or worse.