In honor of Jeremih's annoyingly-catchy Birthday Sex song...
Other Types of Sex You Can Have:
Laundry Day Sex—‘Cause girl, you like it dirty.
Payday Sex—In case you want dinner first…
The Day I Checked Out That Other Chick’s Booty Sex—Girl, I love it when you get all feisty!
The Day You Caught Me Cheating Sex—Naw, girl, that was someone else.
The Day After You Told Me You Never Wanted To Speak To Me Again Sex—I knew you were only kidding, boo.
The Day I Saw You With Another Guy Sex—Alright, quit teasing now, baby…
The Day Your New Guy Told Me That He Would Spoon-Feed Me My N*ts If I Kept Talking To You Sex—That’s cool. I’ll just give my gift to someone else.
