You’ve always been one to say what’s on your mind.
You speak freely about things like ice-skating, Martha Stewart, robots, teddy bears, salad tossing, Satan. Hey, you’re in a safe, comfortable environment. Why the hell not?
Little did you know, your little love-muffin-sugar-dumpling-honey-pie-sweetie-cakes was listening to your every word, documenting your deliberate responses, noting each sarcastic nugget of brilliance…
only to later, post it on a website.
Well, folks, it’s true. There is, indeed, such a site. And I stumbled upon it. (I swear, you could google “Mother Teresa” and discover a page dedicated to Himalayan goat porn.)
While somewhat offensive, these gems are pretty funny. But I’m not sure how each comment was remembered so clearly. Was her Victoria’s Secret Biofit® Bra tapped?
Regardless, you can check it out here.
