Idea #2,643

Today I had to write a manifesto for rugby. Well, actually, I had to write about the company I work for in a rugby-esque way. Of course, this entailed hitting up thesaurus.com for more in-your-face words to describe what it is that we do for brands. This little exercise sparked an idea:

wordswithballs.com

Here's the general idea of wordswithballs.com: Do you have something to say, but you need a cruder, more crass way to say it? Try wordswithballs.com. (By the way, the logo would have an exclamation point at the end of it--with a pair of balls dangling from the bottom--to look like a full-fledged shaft. Thanks, Peggy.)

So, how can wordswithballs.com help you out? Say you were really angry with someone, and you wanted to set them straight--you know, give them a piece of your mind. This is where wordswithballs.com could make a real difference. You simply go to the site, type in how you feel, and wordswithballs.com would give you more impactful way to say it.

Here are some examples:

Before: I wish you would just go away.
After: Go fuck yourself.

Before: You are not a very nice person.
After: I hope your dick shrivels up and falls off.

Before: I don't understand what you mean.
After: What the fuck?

Before: He/she seems a bit uptight.
After: SOMEONE needs to pull the stick out of their ass.

Before: Yes, that feels good.
After: Holy fucking Jesus!

Before: I think you need a mint.
After: Your breath smells like you ate a shit-burger for lunch.

The possibilities are endless. But I see real potential with this idea. Hmmm...maybe I need to set up a url. And if you're reading this, please don't steal this idea. (Or as wordswithballs.com would put it: Nobody likes a douchebag.)

Stay tuned...